You may now kiss your… “pride!”

Sometimes I can’t help but wonder, how poor Eve lived her life without a girl posse? There wasn’t even one other soul to bitch about Adam. Can you imagine how hard it must have been for her?

She couldn’t even go;

“Girl, I am so upset right now with Adam, I am not even joking.”

“Girl, what happened?

“We got into a huge fight last night over apples.”

“What do you mean over apples girl?”